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♪♪

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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

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MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

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FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

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SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,

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NATURALLY.

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♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪

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♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪

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♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

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♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

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♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪

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♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

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♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪

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♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

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♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

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♪ NATURALLY ♪

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MALE BIRDS

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GIVE THEIR MATES A HOME.
SWEET, RIGHT?

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BUT SOME LITTLE GUYS
BUILD UP TO 12 NESTS

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BEFORE A FEMALE IS
HAPPY WITH THEIR GIFT.

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I'M GETTING MINE
RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

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YOU DO KNOW IT'S ONLY FRIDAY
NIGHT.

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THAT MEANS YOU HAVE UNTIL MONDAY
MORNING

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TO START YOUR HOMEWORK,

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PRINCESS OF DORKNESS.

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THIS ISN'T
HOMEWORK, DOOFUS.

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IT'S A DIORAMA
OF OUR HOUSE

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FOR MOM AND DAD'S
20th ANNIVERSARY GIFT.

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LOOK!

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HERE'S A TEENY-TINY VERSION
OF DAD'S EXERCISE BIKE.

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SHOULDN'T IT
BE COVERED

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IN TEENY-TINY VERSIONS
OF MOM'S PANTY-HOSE?

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Jean andamp;amp; Walter:
HEY!

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Jean:
WE'RE OFF TO
THE TENNIS COURTS,

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THEN LA CUCINA
FOR DINNER.

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I WISH WE COULD
GO TO BIG SOSA'S

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LIKE OUR FIRST
ANNIVERSARY.

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THEIR MOZZARELLA.

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MMM, STRINGIER
THAN...

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SADIE'S HAIR?

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THAT IT WAS,
THAT IT WAS...

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HEY! PLAY NICE,
YOU TWO.

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THAT'S YOUR DAD,
ALWAYS YEARNING
FOR HIS YOUTH.

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NEXT HE'LL SAY
TENNIS CAN'T COMPETE
WITH TENNIS-TRON.

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OH!

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THAT'S A
VIDEO GAME.

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FROM A FEW YEARS BACK.
BIG SOSA HAD ONE.

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[ Sarcastic laughter ]

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TENNIS-TRON.

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NOW, THAT'S
A MAN'S GAME.

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PIZZA AND
TENNIS-TRON, MMM!

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THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY
ALL WOMEN DREAM OF.

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OH, COME ON.
I'LL LET YOU
HAVE FIRST SERVE.

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[ Closing of door ]

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SO, WHAT'S
YOUR GIFT?

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PRETENDING TO
LISTEN TO PIZZA AND
TENNIS-TRON STORIES.

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IT'S NOT
MY ANNIVERSARY.

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WHY SHOULD I GET THEM
ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?

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BECAUSE THEY GAVE YOU
THE SWEET GIFT OF LIFE?

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LOOK, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU DO,

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JUST DON'T TRY AND
HOG ANY OF THE CREDIT

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WHEN THE BIG
DAY ARRIVES.

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RELAX, DIORAMA
DING-DONG.

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THE GLORY'S
ALL YOURS.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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I... I'M
FREAKING OUT.

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MITSY'S HAD
MY DESIGNS
SINCE MONDAY

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AND SHE HASN'T
SAID ANYTHING.

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DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE SHE'S
GOING TO LOVE THEM.

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AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WOULD YOU EVER WEAR

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A MARGARET BROWNING-LEVESQUE
CREATION, MY LITTLE
KUMQUAT, HMM?

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I HOPE FOR
TAYLOR'S SAKE

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THAT ISN'T ONE
OF YOUR MOVES

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BECAUSE IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU'RE DOING
THE HEIMLICH.

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PLEASE. THE RAINSTER'S GOT
MOVES THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.

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[ Crashing ]

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THAT'S WHY YOU'VE
NEVER SEEN THEM.

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Mitsy:
LOVE YOU TOO, DOLL.

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I'LL CALL YOU AFTER I
SEE THE MAGAZINE PEOPLE.

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UH, HI, MITSY.

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UM, MY KIMONO DRESS
IS FINISHED

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SO, I...
I WONDERED IF...

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YOU COULD LOOK AT IT
OR AT LEAST MY SKETCHES.

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KEEP IT QUICK.

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I'M LATE FOR MY
MEETING WITH THE
"16 CANDLES" PEOPLE.

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OKAY, UM, IT'S JUST THAT
I'D LOVE YOUR THOUGHTS.

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YEAH...

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SOMETHING HERE...

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BUT NOT QUITE.

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THIS SKETCH?

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IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE
SHINY, PULL-ON PANTS
ELDERLY WOMEN WEAR.

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MY YAYA LIVES
IN THOSE THINGS.

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RIGHT. THE 18- TO
25-YEAR-OLD SET DON'T.

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BUT THEY WILL
IN 60 YEARS.

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IT'S A GOOD
INVESTMENT.

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I'M SORRY, HON, BUT
YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO HAVE TO STEP IT UP.

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AT THE END OF
THE DAY, YOU'RE A
MITSY MONROE INTERN,

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SO THINK TRES CHIC,

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NOT TRES GEEK.

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I'LL SEE
YOU SATURDAY.

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OH, AND CAN YOU
DO ME A TEENSY-
WEENSY FAVOUR?

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I NEED YOU TO
SEAL AND STAMP

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THESE 500 GALA
INVITES FOR
THE MAILING.

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THANKS SO MUCH.

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[ Chiming of
elevator bell ]

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YEAH, MITSY'S BUM DOES
LOOK BIG IN THAT SKIRT.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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I'M IN. LET'S
GIVE THE FOLKS

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AN ANNIVERSARY
THEY'LL NEVER FORGET.

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I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
SEE THE POINT.

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THAT WAS THE OLD HAL.

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NEW HAL WANTS A
PIECE OF THE ACTION

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SO HE DOESN'T LOOK BAD
NEXT TO HIS KEEN SISTER.

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NEW HAL'S
CUNNING THAT WAY.

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WELL, NEW HAL
TALKS THE TALK.

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BUT CAN HE
GIFT THE GIFT?

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YOU TELL ME.

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"PARENTS'
PARTYPALOOZA". HUH!

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OKAY, SO THIS GUY
COMES TO THE HOUSE

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DRESSED IN A
GORILLA SUIT, LIKE, ROAR!

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SINGING HEAVY METAL,
OBVIOUSLY.

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WAIT, WAIT, OKAY, THERE
COULD BE A LITTLE MONKEY

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DRESSED AS
A BELLBOY, LIKE...

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YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
BEEN DONE BEFORE.

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UM, COULD BE
A CLOWN...

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I'M NOT REALLY DOWN WITH
YOUR IDEAS, YOU KNOW?

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YOU'RE A LITTLE
OVER THE TOP.

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WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS...

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NEXT!

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[ Buzz of buzzer ]

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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...AND THE
LITTLEST MONKEY

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COULD BE, LIKE,
JUGGLING CHEESE.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE...
YOU GET IT?

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THAT'S GREAT, HAL,
BUT MOM AND DAD

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DON'T SHARE YOUR
LOVE FOR ALL THINGS
MONKEY AND CHEESE.

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WELL THEY WOULD'VE IF
THEY WERE MORE SUPPORTIVE.

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MAYBE THEY DON'T
DESERVE A PARTY AFTER ALL.

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THEY DESERVE A
GIFT THEY'D LIKE.

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SO LET ME HELP.
NO, HAL.

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EVERY TIME I LET
YOU HELP, YOU MESS UP
AND RUIN EVERYTHING.

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WHEN? WHEN HAVE
I EVER MESSED UP?

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OKAY, LET'S SEE.

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THERE'S THE WATERSLIDE
YOU BUILT ON THE STAIRCASE.

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THE ICE SCULPTURE YOU
HID IN YOUR CLOSET.

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OR HOW ABOUT THE HOLE
YOU DUG IN THE GARDEN

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FOR THE LUAU THAT
NEVER HAPPENED?

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IN MY DEFENCE,
THE WATERSLIDE

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AND THE ICE SCULPTURE
WERE DIRECTLY RELATED.

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COME ON, SADIE.
I CAN DO THIS.

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ALL I NEED IS
A LITTLE TRUST.

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ALL RIGHT.

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BUT JUST SO
WE DON'T HAVE
ANY MORE INCIDENTS,

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HERE'S A RULE:
I'M THE BRAINS,
YOU'RE THE MUSCLES.

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[ Smacks of kisses ]

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SOMEBODY CALL
A PLUMBER,

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'CAUSE THESE PIPES
ARE ABOUT TO BURST.

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SO, WHAT DO
YOU NEED FOR
YOUR DIORAMA?

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GLUE GUN? STINK BOMB?

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AN EXACT 1 TO 1000
REPLICA OF OUR HOUSE?

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SOME CELLOPHANE
WOULD BE USEFUL.

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WOW. ALL RIGHT, I SEE YOU'RE
GOING OLD SCHOOL WITH THIS.

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[ Chuckle ]

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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THANKS FOR
HELPING OUT.

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OH, NO PROBLEM.

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YOU KNOW ME, I LOVE
THE TASTE OF PASTE.

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HUH!

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[ Speaking with lisp ]
MITTHY DIDN'T HAVE
TO BE THO MEAN.

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YEAH. SHE WAS
"THUPER NATHTY."

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OKAY, SHE WAS
TOTALLY OUT OF LINE.

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LIKE THE TIME
FRED RIPPED APART
MY FIRST BAKLAVA.

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HE WAS ALL
BOTULISM THIS,
AND LAWSUITS THAT.

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THAT NIGHT,
HE TOOK MY SOUL,

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WRAPPED IT IN
A PITA AND DROPPED
IT DOWN A WELL.

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MITSY PROBABLY
JUST HAD A BAD DAY

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SURROUNDED BY
HUNGRY MODELS, AND
TOOK IT OUT ON YOU.

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YEAH, WELL, I HOPE
SHE APPRETHIATES THITH.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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A FEW FINISHING TOUCHES...

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PERFECT.

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I'LL PUT THE CELLOPHANE
OVER THESE WINDOWS,

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AND THEN...

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THEY DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CELLOPHANE.

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IS TOILET
PAPER OKAY?

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HAL! YOU DESTROYED IT!

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OH. WAS THAT...

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SOMETHING?

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"SOMETHING"?

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THAT'S OUR GIFT.

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THAT WAS OUR GIFT.

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I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN YOU'D DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

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YOU RUINED IT.
JUST... LEAVE.

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HEY, MAYBE
THIS COULD...?

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NO. IT'S ONE-PLY.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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MAYBE IF I MADE
THE SLEEVES LONGER.

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OR SHORTENED
THE SKIRT?

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OH, I CAN
SIGN FOR THAT.

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YOU COULD MAKE
A SOLID GOLD
BREASTPLATE

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AND MITSY STILL
WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

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THANKS.

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LET'S FACE IT, THE LADY'S
JUST HAVING AN OFF DAY.

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THESE MUST BE
THE MAGAZINE PROOFS
FROM "16 CANDLES".

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WITH MITSY'S DESIGNS.

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THAT SHE WOULDN'T
WANT US TO SEE.

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'CAUSE SHE'S IN A
TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE MOOD.

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SO WE SHOULD
JUST LEAVE THEM.

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NO WAY! THE ONE
THING I LOVE
MORE THAN PASTE

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IS SNOOPING.

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Margaret:
WAIT, THESE
AREN'T MITSY'S.

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THESE ARE MY DESIGNS!

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THE KIMONO DRESS,
THE SHINY LEGGINGS,

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EVEN THE
SATIN PONCHOS!

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I'M IN "16 CANDLES"!

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[ Squealing ]

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YOU'RE A DESIGNER.
YOU'RE IN THE MAGAZINE!

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AND HOW COOL
IS THIS?

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MITSY PUT HER NAME ON A BUNCH
OF DESIGNS THAT SHE HATES.

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THAT WAY, YOU WON'T
GET THE BLAME.

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Margaret:
I DON'T BELIEVE IT...

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"ALL DESIGNS BY
MITSY MONROE."

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IF IMITATION
IS THE SINCEREST
FORM OF FLATTERY,

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THEN MITSY
MUST LOVE YOU.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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YOU'VE STILL GOT
TIME TO GET THEM
SOMETHING ELSE, RIGHT?

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SURE, BUT NO
IDEAS AND NO MONEY
TO GET IT WITH.

228
00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,101
I ACTUALLY REQUESTED
A PLATE OF YAYA'S
BAKLAVA FROM RAIN.

229
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,145
HEAR THAT, HAL?

230
00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,647
20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE,
AND THEY'RE GETTING
AN OLD LADY'S DESSERT.

231
00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,566
MAYBE YAYA CAN THROW IN
A HAIR FROM HER MOLE.

232
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:04,817
I HEAR THEY'RE MAGIC.

233
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,195
LOOK, I REALLY WISH
THERE WAS SOMETHING
I COULD DO TO HELP.

234
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,946
YOU CAN SNEAK UP
ON HER WITH SCISSORS.

235
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,532
HEY! WHY
DIDN'T I THINK
OF THIS BEFORE?

236
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,160
BEN, YOU COULD
TAKE A PORTRAIT
OF HAL AND ME.

237
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,703
YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE
A PLAN, RED.

238
00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:16,829
OKAY, I'LL GET
THE BAKLAVA.

239
00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,664
AND, HAL, BE READY
FOR THE PHOTO BY THE
TIME I GET BACK.

240
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,791
OH, I'LL BE READY.

241
00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,752
Man:
OKAY, EVERYONE,
SMILE ON THREE.

242
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,171
ONE, TWO, THREE.

243
00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,172
[ Click of
camera shutter ]

244
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,217
HAL, WE'RE NOT
GIVING MOM AND DAD

245
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,801
"WHAT COLOUR
IS YOUR DINNER?"

246
00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,304
BEN'S TAKING OUR
PORTRAIT SO...
FIX YOURSELF UP.

247
00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,805
A PORTRAIT? LAME.

248
00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,058
SMASHING YOUR SISTER'S
DIORAMA? LAMER.

249
00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,684
DID I MENTION
THAT I'M FREE?

250
00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,603
CONSIDER THAT A
GENERAL UN-LAMING.

251
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:45,191
[ ♪♪♪ ]

252
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,193
OKAY, SO
THE DESIGNS
MITSY TRASHED

253
00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,903
ARE IN
THE MAGAZINE?

254
00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,112
IT COULD BE A SPECIAL
ISSUE, YOU KNOW,

255
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,532
LIKE A "STUFF PEOPLE WOULDN'T
BE CAUGHT DEAD IN" EDITION.

256
00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,575
YEAH, OR IT COULD BE
THE "MITSY MONROE

257
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,661
IS A COLD-HEARTED
SHE-DEVIL" ISSUE.

258
00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,538
DID I MENTION
RAIN THINKS SHE
STOLE MY DESIGNS?

259
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,290
BUT MITSY'S ALWAYS
BEEN SO GOOD TO YOU,

260
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,334
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME
KIND OF MISTAKE.

261
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,585
PFFFT.

262
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:05,878
IN THEORY.

263
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,588
YOU SHOULD
TALK TO HER.

264
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,924
I'LL ASK HER
AND GET IT ALL
SORTED OUT, THANKS.

265
00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,342
OH, AND GOOD LUCK
WITH EVERYTHING.

266
00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,593
YEAH, YOU TOO.
OKAY.

267
00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,638
OOH! KEEP AN
EYE OUT FOR
THE MOLE HAIR.

268
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,266
MARGARET.

269
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,059
I TALKED TO MY
DAD ABOUT THE CRIME
OF THE CENTURY.

270
00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,104
HE'S A COP SO HE CAN
CLOSE MITSY MONROE'S
SWEATSHOP ASAP.

271
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,313
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

272
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,857
SILENT, SCARY,
STALKING HANDS.

273
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,152
BUT GOOD ONES!

274
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,238
WE DON'T EVEN
KNOW IF MITSY DID
ANYTHING WRONG.

275
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:33,656
LET ME HANDLE THIS.

276
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,241
LET'S NOT GET ALL
SWAT TEAM JUST YET.

277
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,034
ALL RIGHT, BUT
THE SECOND YOU NEED

278
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,120
THE LONG ARM
OF THE LAW,
MY DAD'S IN.

279
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,414
ANY CHANCE OFFICER
DIDOMENICANTONIO'S LONG ARM

280
00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,916
COULD SHRINK
AWAY FROM ME?

281
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:44,917
EVEN A LITTLE?

282
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,086
SORRY, DADDY DON'T
ROLL THAT WAY.

283
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,840
OH, HON, IT WAS A
MISUNDERSTANDING.

284
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,049
NOT MINE,
OF COURSE.

285
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,592
"16 CANDLES" GOT
OUR NAMES MIXED UP.

286
00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,219
IT WAS SOME CARELESS
EDITOR MISTAKE.

287
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,347
BUT YOUR... YOUR
NAME'S NEXT TO A BUNCH
OF DESIGNS YOU HATE.

288
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,183
AT THE END OF
THE DAY, LET'S
HOPE THE READERS

289
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,935
DON'T DISLIKE
THEM AS MUCH
AS I DID, HMM?

290
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,313
YOU COULD JUST
TELL THE EDITOR THE
CLOTHES ARE MINE.

291
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,397
OH, NO, SWEETIE.

292
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,649
I COULDN'T TELL THEM
MY APPRENTICE DID
THOSE DESIGNS.

293
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,692
HOW WOULD
THAT LOOK?

294
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,985
ACCURATE.

295
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,903
WHAT WAS THAT?

296
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,323
I... I GUESS IT
WOULD LOOK BAD.

297
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,283
LET ME MAKE IT
UP TO YOU.

298
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,368
HOW ABOUT AN
APPRENTICESHIP WITH
VICTOR LAFEMME?

299
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,370
YOU WOULD BE IN
HIS PARIS STUDIO

300
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,414
DESIGNING YOUR
LITTLE HEART OUT.

301
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,124
I COULD MAKE
IT HAPPEN.

302
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,834
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

303
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,086
PRETTY MUCH PERFECT!

304
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:33,174
[ ♪♪♪ ]

305
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,217
OKAY, I'M READY TO
CAPTURE THE MOMENT.

306
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,053
GREAT! ALL
WE NEED IS...

307
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,056
Sadie:
HAL!

308
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,058
DID YOU EAT
THE GIFT?

309
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,934
NO, NO, NO, NO,
YOU'RE ALLERGIC
TO WALNUTS.

310
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,144
YOU KNOW THAT.

311
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,021
SO, HOW DO
I LOOK?

312
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,147
AH!

313
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,398
UNLESS IT'S FOR
A MEDICAL JOURNAL,

314
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,483
NOT PICTURE-PERFECT.

315
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:51,942
WHAT? TOO
MUCH GEL?

316
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,153
TOO MUCH GROSS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

317
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,946
YOU'RE A BLOWFISH.
LOOK AT YOURSELF!

318
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,448
YOU CAN'T
EAT WALNUTS.

319
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,824
DUDE. CHECK IT.

320
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,826
AAH! UGH! WALNUTS?

321
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,286
I ALWAYS THINK
IT'S DOUGHNUTS.

322
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,829
IT'LL GO DOWN
IN, LIKE, AN HOUR.

323
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,998
MAYBE WE CAN USE
A SPECIAL LENS
OR SOMETHING.

324
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:06,874
THERE ISN'T A LENS
IN THE WORLD

325
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,501
THAT COULD MAKE YOU
LOOK LESS HIDEOUS.

326
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,169
I'VE REALLY
GOT TO SPLIT.

327
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,004
DON'T LEAVE ME
WITH BLOWFISH BOY.

328
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,840
I WANT TO HELP I-IN ANY
WAY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE
TOUCHING HAL'S FACE,

329
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,009
LOOKING AT HIM, OR EVEN
BEING IN THE SAME ROOM.

330
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,177
[ Nervous laugh ]
CHIMO.

331
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,181
HAL, YOU
COME UP WITH
RIDICULOUS IDEAS

332
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,266
AND WHENEVER I TRY
TO DO ANYTHING GOOD,

333
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,476
YOU RUIN IT.

334
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,977
IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE
SOME KIND OF...

335
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,438
ANIMAL INSTINCT
FOR SABOTAGE.

336
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,774
DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING TO SAY?

337
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,901
I WISH THERE WAS
MORE BAKLAVA?

338
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:38,864
[ ♪♪♪ ]

339
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,366
SEE, SADIE
WAS RIGHT.

340
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,868
IT WAS JUST SOME WEIRD
MISUNDERSTANDING.

341
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,495
FRED THINKING
DEODORANT IS OPTIONAL?

342
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,122
THAT'S A
MISUNDERSTANDING.

343
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,706
MITSY RIPPING YOU OFF,
THEN BRIBING YOU?

344
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,250
THAT IS GRAND
THEFT, FASHION.

345
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,460
[ Sigh ]
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?

346
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,714
I'VE GOT A PLAN.

347
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,340
IT'S CRAZY ENOUGH
IT JUST MIGHT WORK.

348
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,050
TRUST ME,
WE'LL GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS.

349
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,011
RAIN, FOR ONCE,
DON'T GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS.

350
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,430
FINE. THEN
I'M STAYING ON
TOP OF THIS.

351
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,098
NO, RAIN. WHAT
YOU'RE DOING

352
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,182
IS GETTING IN
THE MIDDLE OF THIS.

353
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,892
MARGARET, HIS
PLAN IS SOLID.

354
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:07,810
RAINBOW REHEARSED
IT WITH ME,

355
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,395
AND I CONFESSED TO
STEALING YOUR DESIGNS.

356
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,398
GUYS, I'D RATHER
NOT PURSUE IT.

357
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,025
WE MAY ALREADY
BE IN TOO DEEP.

358
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,195
[ ♪♪♪ ]

359
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,033
[ ♪♪♪ ]

360
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,995
DO YOU THINK MY PARENTS
COULD USE $2 OFF
CARPET SHAMPOOING?

361
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,079
SURE. YOU WANT ME
TO DROP THIS?

362
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,540
UH, THANKS
BUT NO THANKS.

363
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,333
[ Heavy sigh ]

364
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,919
I WORK MY BUTT OFF,
AND THEN SOME BIG OAF
WRECKS MY GIFT.

365
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,464
I WORK MY BUTT OFF,
AND SOME BIG DESIGNER
GETS ALL THE CREDIT.

366
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,091
SURE, I COULD MAKE
ANOTHER GIFT USING
ONLY TOILET PAPER

367
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,886
BUT WHAT IF
ANOTHER ACCIDENT
RUINS THAT TOO?

368
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,096
SURE, I COULD WORK
IN PARIS IF I KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT.

369
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,515
BUT WHAT IF ANOTHER
MISUNDERSTANDING HAPPENS?

370
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,100
YOU COULD CHEER
YOURSELF UP WITH

371
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,518
A HALF-PRICE SUNDAE AT
THE WHITBY CREAMERY.

372
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,104
I BET, DEEP DOWN,

373
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,481
MITSY'S THREATENED
BY YOU.

374
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,149
SHE JUST DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO
ABOUT IT.

375
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,444
AND I BET DEEP DOWN,
HAL MEANS WELL.
HE JUST...

376
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,945
DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO SHOW IT.

377
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,447
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MARGARET WAS RIGHT.

378
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,283
HAL GOOFED UP,
BUT HIS HEART WAS
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

379
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,118
I HAD TO TELL
HIM I KNEW THAT.

380
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,411
UH, BUT I'M STILL RIGHT
THAT HE'S AN OAF.

381
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,290
CARPET CLEANING
IT IS, THEN.

382
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,130
A FOUR-PAGE SPREAD
IN "16 CANDLES"?

383
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,924
YOU REALLY ARE
THE BEST PUBLICIST.

384
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,761
[ Whispering ]
SORRY.

385
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,138
Mitsy:
YES, THE DESIGNS
ARE REALLY DIFFERENT
FROM MY USUAL LOOK.

386
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,390
I MEAN, I COULD'VE
DONE SOMETHING THAT
DIFFERENT LAST YEAR,

387
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,309
I JUST... CAN YOU
HOLD ON A MINUTE?

388
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,977
DO YOU MIND?

389
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,979
UH... UH, MADEMOISELLE,

390
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,272
DON'T... DON'T
ENGLISH.

391
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,649
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO.

392
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,025
YOU ARE FRENCH.
ME TOO.

393
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,360
UH, YES, U,

394
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,195
MY NAME IS, UH,
JEAN-JACQUES.

395
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,113
THE HOUSE,
IS IT CHEESE?

396
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,200
AND MILK ARE
CHOCOLATE... PER QUE...

397
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,244
SPANISH?

398
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,286
SORRY.

399
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,455
[Sigh]
OKAY, CAN I SHARE?

400
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,374
DESIGNER TO
PUBLICIST?

401
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,084
THE DESIGNS AREN’T
TECHNICALLY MINE.

402
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,335
THE MAGAZINE HAD
AN INSANE DEADLINE,

403
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,255
SO I HAD TO SUBMIT MY
TEENAGE INTERN’S WORK.

404
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,173
I KNOW,
I'M SO BAD!

405
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,383
BUSTED.

406
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:12,434
[ ♪♪♪ ]

407
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,982
I'M ALMOST DONE.
JUST 15 MINUTES

408
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,567
AND 8 MORE
TUBES OF GLUE.

409
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,236
TEN TUBES.

410
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,071
LOOK, HAL....
YOU WERE RIGHT.

411
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,656
I DO RUIN EVERYTHING.

412
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,241
HEY, THAT'S
NOT TRUE.

413
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,034
YOU DO LOTS
OF NICE THINGS.

414
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:32,288
YOU CHEER PEOPLE UP,
AND YOU LISTEN,

415
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,123
AND YOU MAKE
FUNNY NOISES WITH
YOUR BELLY BUTTON.

416
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,249
SADIE, PLEASE.

417
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,876
I DON'T NEED
YOUR LITTLE SISTER
INTERVENTION, OKAY?

418
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,337
HEY, WHY DON'T WE
JUST TAKE MOM AND
DAD OUT TO DINNER?

419
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,214
AT THE WOW.
I HAVE A COUPON.

420
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,008
NO, THANKS.

421
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,009
COME ON.

422
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,218
YOU KNOW THEY'LL
WANT YOU THERE.

423
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,554
NO, I DON'T
KNOW THAT.

424
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,931
I DO KNOW THAT
I'M THE SLACKER,

425
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,183
I'M THE DISAPPOINTMENT,
THE... THE BASSOON.

426
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,727
BUFFOON.

427
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,562
NO! NO, YOU'RE NOT.

428
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,230
SADIE, YOUR
ORIGINAL PLAN

429
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,399
WAS TO DO THIS
WHOLE SHINDIG
SOLO, RIGHT?

430
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,276
SO JUST STICK
WITH THAT.

431
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:06,155
THAT WAY, I CAN'T
DO ANY MORE DAMAGE.

432
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,197
ALL RIGHT?

433
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,199
UGH...

434
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:19,251
[ ♪♪♪ ]

435
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,463
BUT MAYBE SHE'LL
REVEAL THE DESIGNS
ARE MINE.

436
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,923
LIKE, IN AN
UPCOMING ISSUE
OF THE MAGAZINE?

437
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,468
MARGARET, SHE
BRAGGED THAT SHE
GOT AWAY WITH IT.

438
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,345
SHE SAID,
"I'M SO BAD!"

439
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,722
THEN GIGGLED LIKE A SPOILED
BRAT ON CHRISTMAS DAY

440
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,391
WHO GOT GIFTS INSTEAD
OF THE STEAMING LUMP
OF COAL SHE DESERVES!

441
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,352
OKAY, RAIN, I GET IT.

442
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,063
BUT... I COULD
WORK IN PARIS

443
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,356
IF I DROP
THE WHOLE THING.

444
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,941
[ Deep breath ]

445
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,442
KEEP QUIET,
HAVE A CAREER.

446
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,486
SPEAK UP,
STAY A NO-NAME.

447
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,446
I HAVE A FEELING THAT
BETWEEN YOU AND MITSY,

448
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,697
SHE'S GOING TO
END UP THE NO-NAME.

449
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,076
EXCEPT SHE'S ALREADY
A YES-NAME. SO...

450
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,118
I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.

451
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,286
MARGARET BROWNING-LEVESQUE.

452
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,746
WHY DID YOU CREATE
A KIMONO DRESS

453
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,289
THAT ONLY
A JAPANESE GEISHA

454
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,083
OR A SIZE ZERO
MODEL COULD WEAR?

455
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,459
UM... WELL, I...

456
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,419
BECAUSE YOU, MISSY,
ARE A DESIGNER.

457
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,254
WITH VISION AND
TALENT AND FLAIR,

458
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,298
SO YOU BETTER
NOT LET SOME
TWO-BIT, HAS-BEEN

459
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,300
MEANIE MONROE
STEAL YOUR STUFF!

460
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,678
NOW, GET A BACKBONE,
GRAB THAT SKETCH PAD,

461
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,179
AND GET OUT THERE!

462
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,305
I ADORE YOU.

463
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,473
WE WILL KISS LATER.

464
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,225
THIS IS ABOUT
MARGARET RIGHT NOW.

465
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,267
NOW, GO, GO, GO!

466
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,268
OKAY.

467
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:24,650
[ ♪♪♪ ]

468
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,276
THIS IS SO
SWEET, HONEY.

469
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,070
YOU REALLY WENT
THROUGH A LOT
OF TROUBLE.

470
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,321
WE'RE THRILLED.

471
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,323
IT'S A SHAME YOUR
BROTHER WASN'T UP
TO COMING.

472
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,741
OH, YOU KNOW HAL.

473
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,702
SUNDAY NIGHT, TIME
TO START THINKING
ABOUT HOMEWORK.

474
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,787
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

475
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,163
AND WELCOME TO
THE ROMANCE ROOM.

476
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,666
I HEAR WE HAVE AN
ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT.

477
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,792
MOM, DAD?

478
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,460
BEN WILL BE
TONIGHT'S...

479
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,503
ENTERTAINMENT.

480
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,587
IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO.

481
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,214
ONE, TWO.

482
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,467
♪ YEAH, WALTER MET
A LADY ♪

483
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,595
♪ HER NAME WAS JEAN ♪

484
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,682
♪ SHE WAS OH,
SO LOVELY ♪

485
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,018
♪ BUT A LITTLE BIT MEAN ♪

486
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,147
♪ SHE PLOTTED AND PLANNED
BECAUSE WALTER WAS FINE ♪

487
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,815
♪ HE WAS TALL
HE WAS DARK ♪

488
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,568
♪ SHE SAID, "AH! I'LL
MAKE HIM MINE!" ♪

489
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,070
YEAH! THAT SOUNDS
ABOUT RIGHT.

490
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,530
Sadie:
UH, BEN?

491
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,698
THAT'LL DO, THANKS.

492
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,283
WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.

493
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,242
I'LL BE HERE
ALL NIGHT.

494
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,285
TRY THE SOFFRITTO.

495
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,251
I SURE WISH
HAL WAS HERE.

496
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,711
YEAH, THAT BOY.

497
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,088
WALKING DISASTER
SOMETIMES, ISN'T HE?

498
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,132
I MISS HIM.

499
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,341
[ ♪♪♪ ]

500
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,676
♪ FOOD FIGHT ♪

501
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,719
HE-EY!

502
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,262
IT'S MORNING BREATH!

503
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,263
"FOOD FIGHT!"

504
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,848
REMEMBER HAL'S
SHOWCASE HERE?

505
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,434
GRAND PLANS THAT
CRASHED AND BURNED.

506
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,186
HE TRIES SO HARD,
THOUGH, DOESN'T HE?

507
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,730
REMEMBER WHEN HE
WAS FIVE AND HE TRIED
TO GROW A PIZZA TREE?

508
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,815
ACTUALLY, IT WAS 15.

509
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,109
HOW ABOUT THAT TIME HE
SOLD GUM, DOOR TO DOOR?

510
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,360
OF COURSE
IT WAS CHEWED.

511
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,737
[ Laughing ]

512
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,739
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
YUP, A PERFECT ANNIVERSARY.

513
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,908
ALL THAT'S
MISSING WAS HAL.

514
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:56,867
♪ YOU BETTER
GET READY ♪

515
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,744
THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.

516
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,581
NOBODY MISSED HAL
BECAUSE OF HIS POLITE
MANNERS OR NICE GIFTS.

517
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,208
WE MISSED
HIS CRAZINESS,

518
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,878
HIS BUFFOONERY,
HIS COMPLETE,
UTTER HAL-NESS.

519
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,588
THAT WAS HIS PLACE
IN OUR FAMILY.

520
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,548
AND THE FIT
WAS PERFECT.

521
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,885
[ ♪♪♪ ]

522
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,720
HEY, DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO HEAD HOME?

523
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,222
MAYBE ORDER IN?

524
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,098
WE COULD SEE
HAL AT HOME!

525
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,392
SURE, LET'S GO
BEFORE BEN TRIES
TO SING AGAIN.

526
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,435
[ Laughing ]

527
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,729
NO, HEY, WAIT.
I GOT MORE!

528
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773
[ Dissonant ♪♪♪ ]

529
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,108
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR MY ENCORE.

530
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:35,155
[ ♪♪♪ ]

531
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:36,907
WE NEED TO
TALK, MITSY.

532
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,867
YOU BET WE DO.

533
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,370
VICTOR LAFEMME SAID
HE SHOULD HAVE AN OPENING
FOR YOU NEXT YEAR.

534
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,247
WOW, THAT'S AMAZING.

535
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,248
SEE HOW THESE
THINGS WORK?

536
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,375
IT'S ALL ABOUT
RELATIONSHIPS.

537
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,709
NOW, CAN YOU ARCHIVE
THESE FOR ME?

538
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:54,633
[ ♪♪♪ ]

539
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,760
[ Whispering ]
YOU, MISSY,
ARE A DESIGNER.

540
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,845
GET A BACKBONE.

541
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,477
MAYBE VICTOR WILL
LET ME SUBMIT DESIGNS
TO "16 CANDLES"...

542
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,646
UNDER MY OWN NAME.

543
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,565
LISTEN, HON, IF
YOU SUBMIT STUFF NOW,

544
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,858
IT'LL LOOK LIKE
YOU STOLE FROM ME.

545
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,277
AND NOT THE
OTHER WAY AROUND?

546
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,362
YOU'RE SO YOUNG
AND NAIVE.

547
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,447
AT THE END OF
THE DAY, WE ALL
PAY TRIBUTE,

548
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,449
BORROW, RIFF,
WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

549
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,492
YOU'LL DO THE SAME.

550
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,202
NO, I WON'T.

551
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,955
BECAUSE "AT THE
END OF THE DAY,"
I CALL IT STEALING.

552
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,582
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE RIPPED OFF

553
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,750
AND I WILL NEVER
DO IT TO ANYONE.

554
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,837
YOU CAN KISS
PARIS GOODBYE.

555
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,591
FOR NOW.

556
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,842
BUT YOU WATCH,

557
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,552
I'LL GET THERE
ON MY OWN SOMEDAY.

558
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,720
I THINK NOT.

559
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,930
I'LL TELL EVERYONE
THAT YOU HAVE NO TALENT.

560
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,891
AND NOBODY WILL BELIEVE
YOUR LITTLE STORY

561
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,226
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
NO REPUTATION,

562
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,936
NO POWER, NO PROOF.

563
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,440
JE M'APPELLE RAI,

564
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,941
AND MY ENGLISH
IS PRETTY GOOD.

565
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,568
WITHIN REASON.

566
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,279
LADY, YOU JUST
WENT OUT OF STYLE.

567
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,614
"OUT OF STYLE",
GET IT?

568
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,658
YOU KNOW,
EVEN IF I DIDN'T
HAVE REPUTATION,

569
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,327
POWER OR PROOF,

570
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,913
I'VE GOT THE
MOST IMPORTANT
THING OF ALL.

571
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,956
FRIENDS WHO
BELIEVE IN ME.

572
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,462
AND THAT'S
ALL I NEED.

573
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:18,717
[ ♪♪♪ ]

574
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,761
OH, AND BY THE WAY?

575
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,846
YOUR DESK IS FILTHY.

576
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,934
[ ♪♪♪ ]

577
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,895
♪ IF THEY WON'T STOP
TALK-TALK-TALKING ♪

578
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,940
♪ HIT THEM
WITH SOUVLAKI ♪

579
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:33,982
[ Laughing ]

580
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,359
WHOA!

581
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,694
DO I SMELL WHAT
I THINK I SMELL?

582
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:41,406
IT'S THE GLORIOUS, PUNGENT
AROMA OF BIG SOSA'S PIZZA!

583
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,532
[ Electronic beeps ]

584
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,034
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
TENNIS-TRON.

585
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,661
BUT HOW?

586
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,579
I TRACKED DOWN
THAT SOSA DUDE.

587
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:51,083
HIS SECRET SUPER-GREASY
CHEESE RECIPE?

588
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,751
HOW DID YOU
PULL IT OFF?

589
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,044
HEY, GETTING
THE RECIPE WAS
THE EASY PART.

590
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,255
THE CATCH WAS
I HAD TO TAKE
THE TENNIS-TRON.

591
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,673
IT WAS SITTING IN HIS
BASEMENT FOR YEARS.

592
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,508
HE EVEN SHIPPED
IT OVER HERE.

593
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,969
HAL, HOW DID
YOU COME UP WITH
SUCH A SURPRISE?

594
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,595
IT'S WONDERFUL.

595
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,056
WELL, IT WAS ALL
SADIE'S IDEA.

596
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,766
SHE JUST
WANTED EVERYTHING
TO BE PERFECT.

597
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,601
SO I...
RAN WITH IT.

598
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,396
ACTUALLY, WE WORKED
ON IT TOGETHER.

599
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,439
COME ON, HONEY,
LET'S PLAY SOME
TENNIS-TRON.

600
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,067
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT WOULD BE
THE PERFECT GIFT?

601
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,486
I HEARD THEM
TALKING ABOUT IT
THE OTHER NIGHT.

602
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,697
AND YOU WERE PROBABLY
TOO DEEP IN DIORAMA
TO HEAR THEM.

603
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,990
Walter:
WHOO, YEAH!

604
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,450
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THAT'S THE THING ABOUT
MY BIG BROTHER.

605
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,327
HE'S KIND OF LIKE
THE LITTLE BIRD

606
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,621
THAT HAS TO TRY
OVER AND OVER TO GET
SOMETHING RIGHT.

607
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,081
IT MAY TAKE HIM
A BIT LONGER,

608
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,958
BUT WHEN HE GETS IT...

609
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,917
SAY, HAL?

610
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,044
HOW DID YOU GET
THE TENNIS-TRON
GAME INSIDE?

611
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,838
♪ EVERYBODY'S
CRAZY NOW ♪

612
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:38,797
UH...

613
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,841
♪ YEAH YEAH
EVERYBODY'S... ♪

614
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,467
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
...HE REALLY GETS IT.

615
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,344
♪ YEAH YEAH ♪

616
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,013
HAL!

617
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,639
Walter:
COME ON.
LET'S PLAY.

618
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,643
♪ ...IS GET BY ♪

619
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,061
♪ IN MY MIND ♪

620
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:58,400
[ ♪♪♪ ]